Saturday, September 3, 2011

If It's Sept, Must Be Time For Another Post!


Several months ago, Tom--one of my boyfriends--and I were kicking it in bed after a nice little romp. We started talking about fetishes, turn-ons, and that type of thing.

And I asked him about tats. I think that's a big guy thing--nailing a chick with some tats. Of course he said yeah, he really liked that look. Hey, Ryan is too. Alex, of course, wouldn't get near a needle to get a tattoo, not that he'd ask her to.

And you know what? Neither would I. That's why they make temporary tats! I ordered a few online and needless to say, Tom loved it.

And I reaped the benefits of that for a few hours.

So what's new?

Well, remember how I made mention back in January of being the "office-manager-in-waiting"? Yeah, well, a few months ago, that changed. I'm now the official office manager.

As for Lindsay, my then-assistant, she graduated from college and took over my job full-time.

And she let me fuck her.

Okay, she didn't. But she is adorable. And I was so happy that everything came out the way it did. She had graduated and started looking for work. I was scared that I was going to lose her, but I couldn't ask her to stick around just on the possibility that I'd get promoted and my job would open up for her.

But Brad eventually did move back to Seattle and I took over, and Lindsay moved up. We ended up hiring another student named Barry to take Lindsay's old job0--which was my first job at the Law Offices of Blah & Blah.

What, you expected a "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe" joke?

Hubby's doing fine. He's NASCARing like crazy again. Hey, why not? He's paid his dues career-wise and can afford to play. He works hard during the week and then it's off to the races. It's his dream to buy into a racing team. I don't know if it'll ever happen, but maybe I could personally interview potential drivers for his team?

Yeah, he said "No." Grrrrrrrrrr! Always ruining my fun!

Anyway, I guess I could make a lot of sexually-oriented puns involving cars and engines, but I guess I'll pass on that.

Although there are a couple of drivers whose crankshafts......

Sorry.

I get asked a lot about hubby and our situation. But yes, he knows that I'm not Little Miss Faithful. There's a bit of a story to the whole thing. But I do love him. And I'll explain a little more about him and how we met and all in a future entry.

"When will that be, Lori? Next May?"

Shaddup!

I also get asked a lot if I'm worried about somebody I know coming across this blog. Not really. Hubby cums...er comes....here, of course. As for like family and coworkers, I'm not too concerned.

"Lori" is a play on my middle name, it's not my first name. And I cut out my face and all that (which, for some reason, people don't really mind one bit....huh.....).

So what's going on at The House? Pretty much same-old, same-old. Which is odd to say when talking about group sex. Janey moving up has been a blast. She's incredible in bed.

The first time I met Janey was back in the Yahoo 360 days. I went to her profile and nearly came when I saw her profile. Soon we were talking back on forth on the message section and then got on the phone for some mutual pleasure. Well, mutual self-pleasure. We both came a couple of times. From then on, we got together on cam or phone on a pretty consistent basis.

Mitzie and her girlfriend CG are doing great. They celebrated they're two-month anniversary this past June. And I thought Mitzie was too young to settle into a relationship like that. Hey, I'm glad I was wrong. They're perfect for each other (and both look fantastic naked).

I'm still hooking up with Nick, as is Alex. Like Ryan, the dude can flat out fuck. Trouble is, with a wife and kids, it's tough for him to get away. Alex goes down on occasion and they fuck on his lunch hour--er hours--but I don't work from home like a certain blonde sexbomb does, so advantage Alex.

But one day, I'm going down to Marietta with Alex and give Nicky-boy a surprise threesome. Hopefully very, very soon.

Tom and I haven't made it back to those tennis courts yet! But I have fucked him several times at his place. Wifey-poo has been working the night shift (Ryan's always talking about fucking wives in their beds, the beds those hubbies sleep in and how cool it is.

He's right. I love banging Tom there. Sure, that's the evil part of me saying that, but it's still cool. Poaching isn't only for men!

So once in awhile we'll set it up so that I'll wait for his call after work. When he gives me the coast is clear text, I zip over and we have an hour of so of fun. She usually heads off to work around three, so it's usually not a problem. A bit risky, but hey....

Oh yeah......

I get asked about videos. Don't. I have them, I'll never post 'em. They're a pain. Alex posted one and said that she'd never do it again.

Can't say that I blame her.

Okay, I'm outtie! See you in 2014!

Or sooner.....who knows....


Saturday, January 15, 2011

Hello Again, Hello!

LOL

In my last entry, I was babbling about how I hadn't made a non-sports entry for ten or so months and then wait a month to make another one.

Hey, what can I say? I'm a busy girl! Three boytoys and countless girltoys tends to take up one's time!

Well, that and fuck, I've been working two jobs. LOL

Actually, that's misleading. About a month ago, the office manager, Brad, had a family emergency and had to fly back to Oregon. I really didn't get any details about what was going on. Besides, it was none of my business anyway.

Brad's cool. He's the one who promoted me to replace Janet to run the accounts payable/receiveable department last year. He's always been very cool to me.

Anyway, when he left, one of the partners, Bret (I work for a law practice), asked if I could be the interim office manager for a couple of weeks. I'd have to split time between my normal job and the interim stuff, but got approval to give my assistant, Lindsay, more hours (she's a part-time employee).

Lindsay was down with that. She was between semesters and loved getting the extra hours.

So Brad got back after a couple of weeks--THANKFULLY--and things got back to normal. About a week later, he came by my office to talk.

It turns out that Brad and his wife (I hate her--because of her, I can't fuck Brad....Joking!) will be staying in the Atlanta area for now. But he isn't sure of his long-term plans. So he talked to Bret and they agreed that I should be trained to take over if Brad has to leave down the road.

Yeah, I went from "interim" to "office manager in waiting". No extra money, yet. Blah! LOL Nah, it's a great compliment, it really is.

So what's going down, sex-wise? Get it? What's "going down"? LOL No? Nothing? Tough room!

Well, as many regulars to Lori's Lair know, my hubby's a CFO and a bit older than I am. And he's a NASCAR fanatic. And when NASCAR season starts, he and a couple of his buddies fly to the races. That's when I realllllllllllllly get busy!

But when he isn't NASCARing (I totally made that word up!), I curtail my activities and spend more time with him. Fair's fair!

I mean, I manage to get some time in with my playmates, of course. Just not quite as much as usual! It's usually less socializing at "The House" and more just sex. That's fine, of course, but I love my bf and his wife and love spending non-sex time with them as well.

I'm still seeing Tom, the guy I met at the University of Phoenix. LOL Last July, his wife was home and so was my husband. So we were talking on-line one night and we were both in the mood, but had no place to meet.

Well, I had an idea! There's a park nearby called Wills Park. We decided to meet there. I grabbed a blanket, told my hubby I'd be back in a few, and drove over.

I met him in the parking lot, but my plan was foiled. I had been thinking we could fuck on the baseball diamond there.

Too bad there was a fucking league game going on! LOL Shit! Then he looked over at the tennis courts. Hmmmmmm.......

Why not? The lights were all off. Those courts were rarely used that night. They had wind screens covering the courts. And I was sooooooo in the mood.

So we went over and found something really cool: benches between each court. And those benches didn't have a back on them. Oh yeah, that would work nicely!

We started making out and then stripped. I love fucking outdoors. This was pretty risky, though. Anybody could just walk up to the control panel and flip on all the lights! But I didn't care. I needed a little risk!

I took the blanket and draped it over the bench and had him sit down. Then I warmed up his cock with some nice sucking and licking. Then it was my turn. I laid on my back on this tiny bench and Tom licked me until I came.

After I came, we looked around and made sure an audience hadn't gathered. No, we were still alone. And this guy needed to cum.

We looked at the bench again. Just too small.

So I took the blanket and folded it in half and laid it down. Then I got on all fours and let him fuck me doggy-style. He managed to last for about five minutes--sometimes, folks, it's quality and not quantity--and after I came again, he shoved his cock into me one more time and came.

Fuck, it was so hot.

We considered going at it again, but we had already pushed out luck. I definitely could've used more. But, again....why push it?

So we got dressed, walked to our cars, kissed, and went home.

And to think, I've never really that big of a tennis fan until that night!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

So What Is Up?


Arghghggh! The Tampa Bay Bucs be sailin' towards winning waters again!

Ten or eleven fucking months since I made a non-sports post? What the fuck? Anybody still around? Anybody even care anymore? I wouldn't blame you if you didn't, that's for sure.

Anyway, a few weekends ago, me, Shells, Mitzie, Janine, Kellie, and Nick were up at R & L's (or as we call it now, "The House"). During a break in the action, Mitzie, Alex, Shelly and I were bouncing ideas off each other about our blogs. Janine looked at us and said, "How about this? You guys actually MAKE an entry on your blogs! Helloooooooooooooooooooooo!"

And that's Janine. She's a nut. And honest. Don't ask her a question unless you want a brutally honest answer. Gotta love her. Great in bed, too!

She was right, of course. All of us chickie-boos have neglected our blogs, for one reason or another. Mitzie's been trying to claw her way up the corporate ladder, Shelly's been living the life of a happy-to-be free divorced woman, and Alex has been taking care of her own business (which thankfully includes me).

And me?

Congratulate my Irish ass! I finished up my degree! Woohooo! Finished up the end of summer! Finally, I can put that in my rear view mirror!

LMAO It only took sixteen years, classes at Florida State, the University of South Florida and the University of Phoenix....but it's finally fucking done!

And about work?

Well, when I started at this job (a law practice) a couple of years ago, it was a part-time position. I worked between 25 and 35 hours a week for several months. Then it shifted to full-time. It was a basic bookkeeping position, working with accounts payable and receivable.

I was working for a lady named Janet. She ran the whole department (which was her and me). Well, about two months ago, she retired. Guess who took her place?

Woohoo, I did! As Alex might say, "Yay for me!"

And I even got to hire my OWN assistant! I hired an adorable girl to work around 25 hours a week. She's an accounting student and so sweet and smart. I wish I didn't have to keep my hands to myself!

There are two types of employees: those that create headaches, and those that make your work life easier. She definitely makes things easier.

I've also been busy with a new guy. Well, not new. You remember that guy I mentioned in the last entry, the one that I slept with late last year? Well, shorty after posting that, we were talking on-line. He was interested in a repeat performance.

I figured, why not? Yeah, I wasn't overly impressed with our first meeting. But at first you don't succeed, right?

So at the end of January, we got together at his place. His wife and kids were away and Fucking A. He must've just had an off day, so to speak, the first time we met! He was awesome!

We spent the weekend together naked. Fucked in every room in the house. Fucked in the pool and fucked in the jacuuzi. By the time Sunday night came, I was exhausted. Exhausted but happy.

We've been meeting on a semi-regular basis since then. His name's Tom, and between him, Nick, my boyfriend and husband, I have four guys keeping me happy. Sure, one or two more might be nice, but shit, don't want to be greedy! LOL

Speaking of greedy.....

Shelly and I have gotten into a nice little routine. About once every month, month and a half, we hit a lez bar in the area and try to find a girl (or girls) to spend the night with us at a hotel.

Gotta tell you, I fucking love this.

We like My Sister's Room and Bellissima. And we've been lucky just about every time.

Our plan is pretty much the same every time. We go down, get a couple of drinks, and do some dancing. We scope out the bar and dance with different cute girls for awhile. When one of us feels that she's found a really nice, cute girl, she'll invite her to join us for a drink.

We talk for a bit and then make the offer. Sometimes the first one says yes. More often than not, we have to talk to a few different cuties. We haven't run into anybody that's been offended, though, so that's a good thing. But we almost always find someone.

Then we head off to a motel and have fun for several hours.

I love just picking up a girl--especially with Shelly--and just getting down and dirty and then saying goodbye when it's all over. Really reminds me of college.

I'll tell you this: you'd be surprised at how many married women we find. A lot get out when their husband's working or out of town or whatever. We met one lady in her forties who had been married, in her words, "forever." Her kids are grown and out of the house. She told us that she's been going out and picking up girls since her first year of marriage. LOL Hubby has no clue.

That kinda sucks. I mean, she isn't hurting him or anything. She just likes being with a woman on occasion. We didn't find out why she never told him. She turned down our invite but was flattered. She prefers one on one. That's cool. Before she left, she gave us her email. We've had lunch with her a couple of times.

LOL We've asked her to join us each time we've seen her. The last time she laughed and said we were persistent. Shelly said, "Well, persistence pays off!"

Before she left the last time, Cynthia laughed and said "Maybe next time."

Hey, check out the greatest remake EVER! Carlos Santana and Chris Daughtry covering Def Leppard's "Photograph".




Take it easy!


Thursday, July 8, 2010

Thoughts On LeBron.....

A pissy, myopic fan base loses an overrated player. I think you know how Buccaneer Lori is going to react.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

BL Takin' Names!

WHAT? BQ traded to Denver? The Glazers are idiots? I have no clue as to what this Buccaneer Lori chick is talkin' about!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Buccaneer Lori Returns!

BL's boy, Derek Anderson, was released this past week. And he created a stir with what he said. Of course, BL totally agrees with him!

Note: Browns fans, you're probably too delicate to handle this, so scroll down and look at my lezzie bath pictures!

Heh.